The Most Interesting Man

I don’t drink beer very often, but when I do …

dos-equis

That probably brings to mind the person who just retired this week as the pitch man for Dos Equis.  The ads almost always feature beautiful women draped on his shoulder, implying of course that if you drink that beer women will find you attractive.  Silly for sure, but iconic.

In tribute to him, I found the top 100 things he claimed … just for fun.  Knowing you don’t have time to read all 100, I have broken the list into bite size pieces for your enjoyment over the next few weeks. Enjoy!

  1.  He gave his father “the talk”
  2.  His passport requires no photograph
  3.  When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
  4.  Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
  5.  His Cinco de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
  6.  His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do
  7.  He once went to the psychic, to warn her
  8.  If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
  9. Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side
  10. He can speak Russian… in French
  11. He never says something tastes like chicken … not even chicken
  12. Superman has pajamas with his logo
  13. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
  14. The circus ran away to join him
  15. Bear hugs are what he gives bears
  16. He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
  17. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
  18. His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead
  19. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
  20. If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark
  21. He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
  22. He can kill two stones with one bird
  23. His signature won a Pulitzer
  24. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
  25. He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
  26. The dark is afraid of him
  27. Sharks have a week dedicated to him
  28. His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
  29. No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
  30. He once made a weeping willow laugh